Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.
Fucking hell yes
i want them all
VITTAL HATTING I am ready the partys
Opposite of walking into a glass door.
i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS
Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever to kinkos, have them blow it up, print it on that fabric transfer stuff and make this pillow.
Great for sentimental tripskinda sweet
DO THIS WITH CONCERT TICKETS
People, you are brilliant.
We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]
the border collies at work trained me to play fetch with them [except we didn’t have toys so they would bring me tiny leaves, twigs, etc.]
god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him
u lucky he holdin me back bitch
Jasper has some exciting news! He got a little brofur today! And they absolutely love each other 😁 everyone, meet Emmett!
THIS JUST IN: SAM PEPPER, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND NASH GRIER SEEN WITH EACH OTHER AT THE BEACH
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
logging on to tumblr on november 1st